Posted by Theofric on January 03, 19102 at 12:22:33:

In Reply to: Re: Jesus was gay posted by Rodent on January 02, 19102 at 16:45:47:

Actually I think of Jesus more as a pimp who was a compulsive addict. Its really quite simple to see. Jesus the pimp had all his disciples(ho's) gathered around him.....and not all of his disciples were men. I'm sure at some point he was boning that innocent little girl Mary giving her all kinds of pillow talk...telling her that he loved her and all kinds of crap...luring her into the lurid world of prostitution. First it was "no more water to wine if ya don't my ." Then "no more healing of lepers till you his , oh and that money he gives you is mine." I'm sure he pulled the same kinda crap..."My father told me that if you want to be saved you have to bend over for that roman over there" with all his male disciples...C'mon fella, jesus wasn't gay..just a pimp making his ends and getting some booty and on the way.
pirate smoker, a pickel eater, a knob gobbler. Come on, think about it.

: : He slept with his disciples.

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