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: INTRODUCTION Smiling Geen Cuttie waves at observrner then zipsway as against a Starry field with letters getting bigger and sliding off the Screen stage right. : Twas the days before Christmas and all through the night : I spend hiding presents making sure they are out of site. : Last year I hid em up the chimney, and when they were found said Santa stored them so he would not forget them there : The year before that I disguised them till someone sAT on them thinking them to be a very over stuffed chair .... : Guy appears holdin a towel in his left hand and an interesting looking cylendricl object in his right hand : Don't fall out trying to figure how to hide youyr Christmas presents. I have the soltion here with this SOMEBODY ELSES PROBLEM VORTEX MAKER . IT IS SIMPLE ... IT IS EASY TO USE .. FAr Out EASIER THEN FIGHTING OVR I SO RECEPIENT AND YOU NEVER NEED TO WORRY ABOUT HIDING YOUR PRESENTS AGAIN. SOME PRESENTS CAN BE TRAINED TO TALK ESPECLALY IFOPTAINED ROM SYRIUS. WHEN TURNED ON THEY TEND TO GET LONELY AFTER BEING HIDDEN AND NOT USED. A SOMEODY ELSESPROBLM FILD WIL KEEPTHEM FRM BEING HEARD WHILEENTERTAINING THE PREE~NS WITH MUZAC THAT CAN ONLY BE HEARD BY THE PRESENT. : THEREFOR DO NOT GIVE ANYONE A SOMEBODY ELSES PROB:EM VORTEX`MAKER IF YOU PLAN ON HIDING IT AS IT WILL TALK TO ITSELF IF IT HAS A SIRUS PERFECT PERSONALITY CHIP INSTALLED. : Before using The Somebody Elses Problem Vortex maker you must wrap the present as obnoxiously as possible. I like Peuce and brown wrapping papper with : pink / dull green stripes stripes and wrap with Orageish yellow ribbons with Purple and Red spots on ribbon with frayed edges.The more obnoxious the wrapping paper the more effective the Somebody Elses Problem Vortex is. After wrapping and decorating present as mentioned or as digusting as possible , surround the present with the Somebody Elses Problem Vortex and your present will not be found until you are ready to give it to the recepient. : WARNING - DO NOT USE AN IMPROBABILITY VORTEX GENERATOR NEAR A SOMEBODY ELSES PROBLEM FELD VORTEX. : IT HAS BEEN FOUND THEY CAN CANCELL EACH OTHER OU. : TO INSURE PRESENT NOT BEING OPENED WRITE A NUMBER INSTREAD OF A NAME ON THE PACKAGE OCIATED IN YOUR MIND WITH THAT PERSON. IF FOUND NO INDICATION OF WHO IT GOES TO WILL BE ON THE PACKAGE NOR WHAT CONTENTS ARE. : THEN ADD A DECOY PRESENT WITH DISGUSTING CONTENTS> II ANYONE OPENS UP A PRESENT BEFOREW CHRISTMAS IT BECOMES THEIR PRESENT. : HAve a Happy Yule,a Merry Christmas and a Shinin New Year . Keep Smilin :^{) : Timeloyd Rich : HoopyGuide@warp-10.net : GUIDE TO HOOPY COOKIES AND OTHER NEAT STUFF : http://community.webtv.net/Timeloyd/GALACTICHITCHHIKER : THIS IS AN OPEN INVITATION (}^;*>~ : HOOPY NEW YEARS PARTY on HOOPY CHAT NEW YEARS DAY 2001 on GUIDE TO HOOPY COOKIES AND OTHER NEAT STUFF HOOPY CHAT :

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