Posted by Josefina on June 02, 19102 at 22:47:40:

In Reply to: HELP ME!!! I need summaries of Little Dorrit!! posted by courtney on June 02, 19102 at 22:08:54:

Little Johnny was curious as to the mysteries of female anatomy, so he decided one day to approach his father, who was sure to be a learned scholar on the subject.

"Daddy," said Johnny, "what does a look like?"

Somewhat unprepared for this question, Johnny's old man took some time to gather himself, and replied with a knowledgable smile: "Well, before a woman has with a man, a looks like a delicate flower bud, glistening ever-so-slightly in the morning dew."

"And what does it look like after she's had ?" asked Johnny.

"Like a bulldog eating mayonnaise."

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