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Posted by Randy J. on March 09, 19100 at 21:33:13:
Hello all,
Just came back from a screening of the Matthew Perry/Bruce Willis romantic comedy, The Whole 9 Yards. Any ideas? Can you guess how it was? Well let me tell you. It was...............DYNAMITE!!!! This reviewer hasn't seen intelligent slapstick humor of this kind since the third installment of the legendary Police Academy films. Matthew Perry, star of Friends and the oft-scoffed Just the Ten of Us (where he had a recurring role as the sultry blonde sister's flighty boyfriend) absolutely SIZZLES!!!!! in his role as the flighty husband to Rosanna Arquette's sultry French suburban housewife. And the main attraction? The 20 million dollar boy himself, Bruce Willis? Well this reviewer is happy to announce, that Bruce Willis, while in the past two decades has not given a single comedy performance on par with his early quaffed Moonlightin days, finally..........LET'S IT ALL HANG OUT!!!!! in his understated role as a cold-blooded MAFIA hitman! Laughs abound, I'm happy to say, in The Whole Nine Yards! Run don't walk! No, better yet, INVENT A NEW, FASTER MODE OF TRANSPORTATION AND GET, GET, GET TO THE WHOLE NINE YARDS! YOU'LL BE HAPPY YOU DID! YIPPEE!